We can’t just barge into your inbox. Even for important stuff.

And yes, important emails exist. We just can’t send them without your say-so. Weird, right?

Sign up for our emails—get all the important, the not-so-important (but you secretly want it), and everything in between, updates.

We’ve noticed Australia Post has been taking its sweet time delivering parcels recently.

Some packages arrive normally—smooth, predictable… almost boring.

Others? They go on mysterious detours, showing up in random places.

Because apparently, “Express Post” is more of a polite suggestion than a promise.

To keep things efficient (and preserve our sanity), we’ve rearranged our shipping days so your orders reach you as predictably as possible—preferably before the weekend:

• Interstate orders: shipping every Monday
  
  
• Queensland orders: shipping every Tuesday

If you’re curious about our new shipping schedule—or just chasing a quick, semi-useful time-waster? Check out our blog post:

A Tale of Express-ish Post

Before you panic, check our FAQs page.

It’s basically a cheat sheet for life... or at least life on this farm.

If your question isn’t answered there, send us an email and we’ll get back to you, when we’re done with farm chores, feeding critters and trying not to step on anything important.

Or you can call us, but we might not answer—critters first, phones second. Leave a voicemail, and we’ll get back to you as quick as we can.

Oh, and if you just want to know what’s in stock, check the website. Everything we’ve got is listed there—no secret stashes, no guessing games, just honest, slightly chaotic farm inventory waiting for you to browse.

We’ve officially retired our “corporate” voice. After careful consideration (and by that we mean common sense), we’ve decided to try something different: sarcastic realism.

Why? Because, obviously, everyone else is busy churning out glossy, give-us-an-award website copy about being an “industry leader”…

While we’re just over here, casually one-upping them with reality—elbow-deep in insect frass, focused on making our critters crazy-good, as promised.

Don’t worry... we’re still professional (mostly).

We still know what we’re doing (allegedly).

We just won’t say things like “redefining the protein industry one critter at a time” unless we’re legally required to impress someone in a blazer.

If you’re curious about this dramatic rebrand (and we know you are)—or you’ve got three minutes to productively procrastinate—go read our blog post:

Professional-ish, Slightly Sarcastic and Somehow Still Thriving.

It explains the whole thing. More or less.