Ah, Australia Post. Our reliable partner in delivering parcels—most of the time.

Recently, however, they’ve decided to take their sweet time delivering parcels.

Some parcels are arriving like clockwork—smooth, predictable, almost boring.

And then… there are the others. The parcels that seem to have a mind of their own, wandering off on mysterious detours, popping up in random places...

Apparently, “Express Post” is more of a polite suggestion than a promise.

Honestly, we don’t know what Australia Post is doing… and at this point, we’re not even sure they do either.

Somewhere, somehow, parcels are being tested in ways we can only imagine.

We’re hoping they sort it out soon, but in the meantime, we’ve taken matters into our own hands.

To keep things efficient (and preserve our sanity), we’ve rearranged our shipping days to make sure your orders reach you as predictably as possible—preferably before the weekend:

• Interstate orders: shipping every Monday
  
  
• Queensland orders: shipping every Tuesday

This tiny shuffle ensures that your insects depart on a schedule that works for them—and for you.

We like to think of it as proactive parcel management.

Of course, the postal system may still have its quirks—we’re looking at you, scenic detours—but thanks to our new schedule, your live insects leave sooner—maximising their chances of arriving before the weekend.

So, what does this mean for you?
Interstate customers, Monday is your shipping day.
Queensland customers, it’s Tuesday.

In conclusion: yes, shipping days are now rearranged.
Yes, Australia Post may still enjoy a little drama behind the scenes.
And yes, we’ve taken every step to ensure your insects travel safely and efficiently.

Patience, humour, and a little scheduling magic will get your live insects from our farm to your door in great health.

 

100% Live Guarantee

And yes, we know what you’re thinking: “What if my live insects don’t survive Australia Post’s scenic tour?”

That’s why we offer our 100% Live Guarantee: if your order is delayed and your live insects arrive DOA, we’ll replace them or refund your order—no questions asked.

We can’t control the journey, but we can control how we fix it.

 

Thank you for sticking with us, for trusting us with your critters, and for sharing our appreciation for the wild world of postal logistics.

Your patience is appreciated—and your order is definitely on its way.